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To be six again... 11/13/2007 To be six again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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application to date your 9/14/2007 Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor. Name:___________________ 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Kitchen Bitch 8/25/2007 >The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her >5-year-old playing with his new electric train in the >living room. She heard the train stop and her saying, >"All of you 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED 8/23/2007 THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NYMPHOMANIAC CONVENTION 8/3/2007 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jim's Guide to Married Men 7/16/2007 This is what Not to do for a happy marriage, and especially happy retirement! Subject: Jim's Guide to Married Men It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it b 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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life 7/16/2007 There are some good ones in here! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her is on the cover of Business Week 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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preacher had a teenage 7/16/2007 An old-time southern, hell fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage , and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many youn 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never leave your nuts alone! 6/28/2007 Never leave your nuts alone! A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the d 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never leave your nuts alone! 6/28/2007 Never leave your nuts alone! A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the d 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Spaghetti 6/28/2007 A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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do we need help? with the immigration debate? 6/28/2007 1. There will be NO special bilingual programs in the schools, NO special ballots for elections, and all government business will be conducted in our language. 2. Foreigners will NOT have the 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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men are the head of the household 6/24/2007 When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other li 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bill and Hillary 6/22/2007 Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to B 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Baptizing a Drunk 6/13/2007 Baptizing a Drunk... A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subseque 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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poor ed 6/7/2007 Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what if? nude photo or not 5/15/2007 OK lets be real I'm 51, retired military in good shape, but what woman in her right mind would find a photo of a guy my age nude in a photo exciting, let alone a turn on, guess I'm a bit shy in that a 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just Fred. 5/7/2007 Just Fred A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name. "Fred, " he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred, 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
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gas protest, 15 may 5/7/2007 Subject: Thought for the week...Don't Pump Gas on May 15th.... Do not pump gas on May 15th. In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gas 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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need help 4/21/2007 my is getting ready to complete high school early, she wants to continue her education's. My ex and I, do not have the means to grant her request, dose any one know of collage scholarship's available 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The mailman 1/20/2007 Subject: The mailman It was Mike the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tax time 1/17/2007 CHICKEN FARMER A woman walked into a accountant's office and told him she needed to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions". He gets he 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fart football 1/4/2007 SCORE An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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old solders 10/6/2006 IT IS THE SOLDIER... It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. I 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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food for thought 10/5/2006 Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was won 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a redneck idea of womans rights 8/20/2006 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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smile 3/1/2006 Subject: Smile <br> <br> <br> You can't read this and stay in a bad mood <br> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? <br> Unique Up On It. <br> 2 0 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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just something to make ya scratch your head 2/18/2006 ( PONDERABLES ) <br> Can you cry under water? <br> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdere 0 Comments, 250 Views, 0 Votes |
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