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Just for points 11/21/2021
👍
1 Comments, 14 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Meeting on a train 10/2/2021
A couple of bi curious guys met on Erosmatch - The Worlds Largest Online Adult Personals for Adult Dating, Swingers, and Adult Chat, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
0 Comments, 78 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 10/2/2021
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
0 Comments, 33 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Something new something different 8/25/2021
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Bad Luck 5/2/2021
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
0 Comments, 98 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 4/22/2021
You fuck her!
0 Comments, 44 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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They say this is how it works 2/7/2021
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
0 Comments, 36 Views,
1 Votes
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Not coming back 1/29/2021
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
1 Comments, 54 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Just for points, that all 1/22/2021
Just for , that all
2 Comments, 11 Views,
0 Votes
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Sally 1/5/2021
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
.
1 Comments, 86 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Points 12/23/2020
Just for points, that all
0 Comments, 9 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 12/21/2020
10 tickles
1 Comments, 38 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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the interview 12/8/2020
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
0 Comments, 147 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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The Man 12/3/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Comments, 132 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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The Man 12/3/2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Comments, 58 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Speeding Ticket 11/26/2020
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
3 Comments, 166 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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Funny one 🤔😂 11/3/2020
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 66 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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blonde wife 9/22/2020
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
2 Comments, 188 Views,
7 Votes
,5.08 Score
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Turn about is fair play 9/22/2020
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
1 Comments, 128 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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WALMART 9/22/2020
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
0 Comments, 83 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Catholic school girls 9/22/2020
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
1 Comments, 107 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Blond Jokes 9/22/2020
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
0 Comments, 61 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Potentially and Realistically 9/22/2020
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
0 Comments, 50 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Politics explained 9/22/2020
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
0 Comments, 37 Views,
0 Votes
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>Guys' Rules 9/22/2020
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Your Holiness 9/22/2020
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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What Time Is It? 9/2/2020
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
2 Comments, 113 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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O.J. Simpson 8/26/2020
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
1 Comments, 14 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 8/18/2020
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
0 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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today!? 8/8/2020
knock knock
0 Comments, 1 Views,
0 Votes
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What do you call a 8/7/2020
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
0 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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celebration 6/20/2020
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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work like joke 6/4/2020
work like joke
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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What did the fist say to the face 6/2/2020
Pow right on the kisser
1 Comments, 3 Views,
0 Votes
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead ? 4/29/2020
You can't fuck a rock, !
1 Comments, 31 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Pub 4/21/2020
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
0 Comments, 96 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Addiction 4/19/2020
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
2 Comments, 26 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Deer joke No2 4/10/2020
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still
no idea....
0 Comments, 68 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Physics 4/7/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
3 Comments, 28 Views,
7 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Physics 4/7/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
1 Comments, 21 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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people in a bar / Club 3/24/2020
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
2 Comments, 18 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Ha 3/23/2020
Life is a dick <br><br>
But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.
0 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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When Michael Jackson was alive.... 3/14/2020
Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart?
<br><br>
He heard that Boy's pants were half off!
0 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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parachute school 3/9/2020
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
4 Comments, 250 Views,
14 Votes
,5.86 Score
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little girls....... 2/23/2020
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
3 Comments, 43 Views,
11 Votes
,4.10 Score
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I don't think she is laughing... 2/19/2020
I got a laugh out of this..
0 Comments, 16 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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How bad 2/19/2020
Yeah it's a trick question lol
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Storm Dennis 2/16/2020
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
2 Comments, 17 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 2/13/2020
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
5 Comments, 176 Views,
11 Votes
,4.29 Score
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Husband bring home flowers. 2/9/2020
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
2 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Penis size 2/9/2020
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
1 Comments, 43 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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points 2/4/2020
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
5 Comments, 38 Views,
11 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Tooth Brush 2/1/2020
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
1 Comments, 18 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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The difference between a wife & a girlfriend 2/1/2020
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend
? <br><br>
A: About 40 lbs <br><br>
Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you
divorce , wife takes it all
1 Comments, 53 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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smoke 1/28/2020
cloudy evening
0 Comments, 23 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Another Funny Pic I found. 1/27/2020
hope you get a laugh..
0 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Mr and Mrs Frankenstine 1/27/2020
Found this funny
0 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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No need to swear! 1/27/2020
What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!
1 Comments, 22 Views,
11 Votes
,3.35 Score
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upset blonde 1/24/2020
sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why
she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!
4 Comments, 51 Views,
10 Votes
,1.19 Score
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girl scouts 1/24/2020
What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy?
<br><br>
A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running
little ?
2 Comments, 35 Views,
12 Votes
,2.62 Score
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Points are funny 1/23/2020
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Joke 1/23/2020
Jokingly love points
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Joking 1/23/2020
Jokes for points
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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points and a joke 1/22/2020
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 Comments, 28 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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points and a joke 1/22/2020
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 Comments, 21 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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test jokers 1/22/2020
point rewards test
2 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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Monday 1/20/2020
Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?
0 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1/20/2020
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx
2 Comments, 16 Views,
8 Votes
,0.47 Score
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This site 1/19/2020
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
1 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.78 Score
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jimmy and his cat 1/17/2020
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 Comments, 36 Views,
13 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Points 1/16/2020
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 Comments, 12 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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knock knock 1/16/2020
who is there
0 Comments, 27 Views,
8 Votes
,1.39 Score
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Funny 1/15/2020
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 Comments, 31 Views,
13 Votes
,2.30 Score
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cave man pussy 1/15/2020
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 Comments, 34 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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hump day 1/15/2020
double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over
the hump/
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Cards 1/14/2020
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
0 Comments, 12 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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Christmas 1/14/2020
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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these days ;) 1/14/2020
1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."
1 Comments, 26 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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joke toke 1/13/2020
two rabies walk into a bar
1 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Life is a dick 1/13/2020
But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.
0 Comments, 11 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube 1/13/2020
The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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My old guitar teacher got arrested last week 1/13/2020
He got caught fingering A
0 Comments, 16 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Difference between a G-spot and golfball 1/13/2020
A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward 1/13/2020
For being outstanding in his field.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Difference between cats and dogs 1/13/2020
A can't get an MRI, but catscan.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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What do you call a cake made by a ? 1/13/2020
Hoe-made
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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monday YUCK 1/13/2020
anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Squirting in self defense 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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Squirting in self defense 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Comments, 8 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Squirting in self defense 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Squirting 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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anyone not like pussy? 1/10/2020
I didn't think so. Cum eat mine
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Fearless Oral 1/9/2020
I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of
dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's
glad he ate her.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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thursday 1/9/2020
Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 1/9/2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 1/9/2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 1/8/2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Comments, 70 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Who Rules the Sexual World 1/8/2020
Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could
host not rule the sexual world?
0 Comments, 13 Views,
9 Votes
,1.07 Score
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Ass Joke 1/8/2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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getting some 1/8/2020
Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it
had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.
0 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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what do you call an alligator detective? 1/8/2020
An investi-gator.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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what do you call a pig that does karate? 1/8/2020
A pork Chop
0 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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First video 1/7/2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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this im messanger 1/7/2020
points points points points points points points
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,1.26 Score
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Hunting season 1/7/2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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classic oldie 1/7/2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Comments, 37 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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this is my joke for points 1/6/2020
not a joke. just need points
0 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,1.19 Score
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Mono or stereo? 1/6/2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,0.75 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Two gay guys 1/5/2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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4 the points 1/5/2020
Need the points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 1/4/2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 1/4/2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Jerk off 1/3/2020
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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love jokes 1/2/2020
love being funny! and laughing
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,0.14 Score
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the difference between a job and a wife 1/2/2020
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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A Joke 1/2/2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Comments, 18 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
0 Comments, 21 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Sex Computer 1/1/2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 12/31/2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Jelly and Jam 12/31/2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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last day 12/31/2019
last day of the year who's got a good one?
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 12/31/2019
yo momma lol
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Buying a fence 12/31/2019
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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What’s harder 12/29/2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Comments, 23 Views,
13 Votes
,3.98 Score
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Jokes? 12/28/2019
I need points and thats no joke
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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In case of sun burn 12/27/2019
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Jokes get chicks 12/27/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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Jokes get chicks 12/27/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
0 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Joker 12/27/2019
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
0 Comments, 2 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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de 26th 12/26/2019
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
0 Comments, 2 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Points 12/23/2019
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
0 Comments, 11 Views,
11 Votes
,3.17 Score
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 12/23/2019
Okay, just jingle my bells 
0 Comments, 12 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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snail buys a car 12/22/2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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This site, does it count as a joke? 12/21/2019
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Comments, 19 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Men are like... 12/21/2019
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
13 Votes
,4.32 Score
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whos got jokes 12/20/2019
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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I like this joke 12/20/2019
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
0 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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The things we do for points 12/20/2019
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
0 Comments, 15 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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For the points 12/20/2019
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Knock, knock .. 12/19/2019
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
0 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Xmas classic joke 12/17/2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Comments, 58 Views,
16 Votes
,2.69 Score
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Spanking 12/17/2019
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
0 Comments, 17 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 12/16/2019
curt and rod
0 Comments, 16 Views,
11 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 12/15/2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points!
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Fired 12/15/2019
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Aging :) 12/13/2019
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
0 Comments, 7 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Jealous? 12/13/2019
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
0 Comments, 14 Views,
1 Votes
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Joke joke joke 12/13/2019
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
0 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Just incase 12/13/2019
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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Seems fitting 12/13/2019
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Butter 12/11/2019
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
0 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,1.26 Score
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 12/10/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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need more 12/10/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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Points 12/10/2019
I could use a few.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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Mall at Christmas 12/8/2019
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Johnny Sperm 12/7/2019
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
0 Comments, 52 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Hilarious 12/7/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Comments, 40 Views,
22 Votes
,3.49 Score
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Hilarious 12/7/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
0 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Standard member 12/5/2019
magazine article
4 Comments, 24 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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Paid member 12/5/2019
magazine article member
1 Comments, 13 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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You got jokes 12/5/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score
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You got jokes 12/5/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Comments, 11 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 12/4/2019
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...
0 Comments, 12 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners 12/4/2019
The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br>
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
0 Comments, 18 Views,
11 Votes
,4.48 Score
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 12/4/2019
Then it hit me
0 Comments, 6 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 12/4/2019
Then it hit me
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Why are frogs always so happy? 12/4/2019
They eat what ever bugs them
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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What did the penis say to the condom? 12/4/2019
Cover me, I'm going in
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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what the leopard say to the frog 12/3/2019
hot sauce please. lol
0 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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This insn't a joke 12/3/2019
I really needed the points
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Your mom 12/2/2019
Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.
0 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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The Way I See It 12/1/2019
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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The Way I See It 12/1/2019
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Fav kind of blowjobs 12/1/2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Why dicks? 12/1/2019
Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one
way to shut a woman up.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Knock knock 11/30/2019
Points
4 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Nonveg jokes 11/30/2019
Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many
nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning
jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation
really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first
night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo
your friend then it's really work to make your gf
0 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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Where it was one time 11/29/2019
Beat it til the end and back
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 11/28/2019
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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when an otter needs personal space 11/27/2019
get otter here.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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fish oppinion 11/27/2019
let minnow what you think
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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crab 11/27/2019
why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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car animal 11/27/2019
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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origami 11/26/2019
I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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air space 11/26/2019
i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 11/26/2019
A Private Tutor
0 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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mount meow 11/26/2019
what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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dont go mouse 11/26/2019
why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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aim the shot 11/26/2019
what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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This site is a joke 11/26/2019
Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate
with others!
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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funny joke 11/26/2019
So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking
about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of
came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br>
She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how
much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br>
I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you
50pense? ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common? 11/26/2019
a wet nose lol.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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The Dentist 11/25/2019
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man
a shot. <br><br>
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br>
The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man
says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought
of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br>
She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br>
“No ...
0 Comments, 44 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
|
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Little Johnny Returns 11/25/2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Are The Best Ice Breaker 11/25/2019
Agree or Disagree?
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Points points points points points points points points points points points 11/24/2019
Points points points points points points points points
points points points
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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This point system 11/24/2019
Is a joke!!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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pickup lines 11/22/2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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this is a joke 11/21/2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Comments, 27 Views,
12 Votes
,0.15 Score
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This is no joke 11/21/2019
I need points badly!!
0 Comments, 3 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Old but still good 11/18/2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Comments, 23 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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A Blonde Joke 11/18/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Comments, 55 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Points 11/17/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Joke 11/16/2019
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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A Joke 11/16/2019
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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A Joke 11/16/2019
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 Comments, 21 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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New Jokes? 11/15/2019
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
0 Comments, 5 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Hi, how are you? 11/14/2019
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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A joke 11/14/2019
Having to use points
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Knock knock 11/12/2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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A Joke 11/12/2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Comments, 53 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Sexual Relief 11/11/2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Comments, 62 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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fucking 11/10/2019
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
0 Comments, 15 Views,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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A Joke 11/10/2019
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 Comments, 45 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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I have a joke 11/9/2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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My article 11/9/2019
Points
0 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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HAHA 11/6/2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Comments, 56 Views,
21 Votes
,1.64 Score
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Penis 11/5/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Comments, 24 Views,
17 Votes
,1.43 Score
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points 11/5/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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what did the joke say to the person? 11/4/2019
hey person I am joke.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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old testament 11/4/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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deserving 11/4/2019
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 Comments, 10 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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Laxatives 11/3/2019
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 Comments, 13 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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A Joke 11/3/2019
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 Comments, 40 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Joke 11/3/2019
Hello Erosmatch - The Worlds Largest Online Adult Personals for Adult Dating, Swingers, and Adult Chat, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Comments, 18 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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1+1 11/3/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Comments, 1 Views,
0 Votes
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1+1 11/3/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Rubies cube 11/2/2019
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 Comments, 10 Views,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Gardening 11/2/2019
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Boobs 11/2/2019
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Lesbian 11/2/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 11/2/2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Comments, 14 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 11/2/2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Hair 11/1/2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Hmmmmm 11/1/2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,0.53 Score
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A Joke 10/31/2019
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
0 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Happy Halloween 10/31/2019
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
0 Comments, 10 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Adult Jokes 10/30/2019
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Priest 10/27/2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Comments, 17 Views,
9 Votes
,1.07 Score
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Dinosaur 10/27/2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Dr Pepper 10/27/2019
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,2.28 Score
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Doctor's wife 10/27/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Threesome 10/27/2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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A Joke 10/27/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
0 Comments, 11 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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A Joke 10/27/2019
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
0 Comments, 32 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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like to meet 10/27/2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Banana 10/26/2019
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
0 Comments, 7 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Mafia 10/26/2019
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Guitar teacher 10/26/2019
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Here's the pussy 10/26/2019
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Here's the pussy 10/26/2019
Best pussy ever
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Here's the pussy 10/26/2019
Best pussy ever
2 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
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Best pussy ever 10/26/2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Best pussy ever 10/26/2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Its the way i tell em 10/26/2019
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Best pick up line? 10/25/2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Santa Claus 10/25/2019
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Used condoms 10/25/2019
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Closed brothel 10/25/2019
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Dating a midget 10/25/2019
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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A Joke 10/25/2019
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
0 Comments, 9 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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G-spot 10/24/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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Hmmmm 10/24/2019
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/24/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/24/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
0 Votes
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Why did the chicken cross... 10/23/2019
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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What is the best snack to eat? 10/23/2019
CUMtwat
0 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
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How much... 10/22/2019
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
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Lame joke for points 10/21/2019
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
0 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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sorry need more points 10/21/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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points points points points points points points points. 10/21/2019
points points points points points points points points.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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A cheesy joke, literally 10/21/2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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More points train coming through 10/20/2019
Just need more points. Erosmatch - The Worlds Largest Online Adult Personals for Adult Dating, Swingers, and Adult Chat, why you gotta be like this?
0 Comments, 5 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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whores 10/19/2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Comments, 14 Views,
7 Votes
,0.24 Score
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More points 10/19/2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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How do you know when.... 10/19/2019
Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Must have more points 10/18/2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Must have more points 10/18/2019
Points points points
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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points 10/16/2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Comments, 12 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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And the hits keep rolling on 10/16/2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Comments, 24 Views,
10 Votes
,2.99 Score
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more humour 10/16/2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Knock 10/16/2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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More Humour 10/14/2019
Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a
few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots.....
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's
when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked
up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home,
and since it was a cab, they waved ...
0 Comments, 35 Views,
10 Votes
,4.18 Score
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points 10/14/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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the points 10/14/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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points 10/13/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Points 10/12/2019
There's no point in this.
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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How many bears does it take 10/12/2019
You can’t tell a bear
0 Comments, 9 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 10/10/2019
Don't worry he will tell you.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 10/10/2019
Don't worry he will tell you.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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bad jokes 10/9/2019
What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between
us smells
1 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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ye olde joke 10/8/2019
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
<br><br>
He felt his presents!
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Bad Joke . . . 10/8/2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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terrible joke . . . 10/8/2019
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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